Party Officials
Chairman:
Mr. Jacob Simmons
Sergeant-at-Arms
Mr. Hayden Grimmet
Secretary
Mr. Benjamin Chung
Convention Chairman:
Mr. Christian Domingos
Campaign Chairman:
Mr. Scott Musselwhite
Platform Vice Chairman:
Mr. Kenrick Doherty
Platform Vice Chairman:
Mr. Antonio Martorano
Platform Vice Chairman:
Mr. Joe Doria
Platform Vice Chairman:
Mr. Nathan Rise
2016 Party Platform
- The party animal is the Black Bear.
- For the ability to declare war on cities.
- For progressive taxation.
- For food banks/programs for the homeless.
- For the eventual deletion of Oklahoma.
- Fundamental beliefs based on the Constitution.
- For the establishment of local/state sanctioned sports programs.
- For the research of Combat Dinosaurs.
- The Chairman of the Adams party shall be referred to as “Vermin Supreme”.
- For expanding the budget for Space exploration.
- For the enforcement of trial by combat.
- For nuclear power as an alternative energy.
- For the separation of Church and State.
- For the establishment of life skills classes in Secondary education.
- For the Repeal Common core.
- For V.A. like Programs.
- For the annexation of Puerto Rico.
- For the enforcement Evergreen State Militia.
- For the enforcement of bike lanes.
